taters

[put's on heavily acented southern USA guy's voice] tater's run in ma blood, been farmin' em' with my wife and kids since the day I was borns. ma pa and ma both farmed taters, and so did me great grandaddies and mams. dem'taters have never left me, dey will be loyal unlike som of them female gals out dere. here me?? taters be loyal

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August 26 2016

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luciferofficial:

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shitshilarious:

be-free-gi

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guy:

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

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guy:

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

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sweetapplestrider:

markruffalwhoa:
lyinginbedmon:
marblespiders:
egobuzz:
egobuzz:
when in doubt just ask a dog
someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please
better response than expected!
IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME THAT MESSAGE?!

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trap3z3:

Guy: I want someone who can put dinner on the table
me:

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dancingqueen707:

niallshit:
if u feel sad right now look at this bunny eating a flower
It made me so happy

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moriarty:

when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live

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Gossiping

Friend: oh my god do you know who so and so is
Me: no but continue bc I am a nosey bitch

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arianaediits:

onlyblackgirl:
fvlani:
accras:
Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.
When has a child of the first family ever???????
Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer?

Sasha: But we the first family…

Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?
seriously go sasha

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taters

*Gossiping*

Gossiping